
Adopt a Squirrel

Meet our Squirrels
We are thrilled to be back at the newly reopened William Hawrelak Park after several years away.
We look forward to our return to the amphitheatre, the gorgeous outdoor setting, and—of course—those delightful, mischievous squirrels who love to linger, sneak into bags, and occasionally steal the spotlight during our shows. Over the years, these little scamps have created countless iconic moments and cherished memories. Now, it’s time to celebrate them.=
This year, you can adopt a squirrel for $112. Attend the show and proudly declare that the squirrel darting across a dance scene is yours.*
Signage in the park will recognize your generous donation and adoption. All proceeds support The Free Will Shakespeare Players Guild, helping us continue to bring fantastic theatre for the enjoyment of all—humans and squirrels alike.
Tax receipts will be sent for each squirrel adopted through Zeffy.
*Please note: squirrels are wild animals who live in the park. They cannot be held, hugged, or taken home.

Always has something witty or nutty to shout.

Runs and hides when the drama on stage gets intense.

Loves to give away everything he finds.

With brilliant wits, she always has a great biting comeback!

Keep your drinks away from this fury fiend as they love a good party.

He sprinkles woodland magic and swears it was just a bit of harmless squirrel-cery.

A bit of a longer with a magic streak of appearing when you least expect it.

A love sick squirrel. Watch out, he swoons easily!

Flits through the park with sticky devotion to her queen.